BurningAfterTheDawn's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

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April Fools Joke or not...

Only one word can decsribe how I feel about this Flash...

PINGAS!!!

[Wii Are Sold Out]

I know just how you feel

I work as a game adviser at gamestop and we get asked that question so damn much I want to strangle the people that ask... lol

[National Jeopardy, Part 1]

Not a fan of the ladies are you, Trebek?

This is probably the best spin on Jeopardy I've seen on Newgrounds. Really and truly, you captured the essence of the President and his neo-conservative, fundamentalist passion, especially with the category of "Political Philosophers."

I salute you, sir, for all of your work on this flash. The only thing that detracted from me was your Sean Connery. His voice sounded kind of flat-- inshtead of Shcottish like thish. You shee when you make a voish like that of Sean Connery you have to punch the keys for god's sake! But right now, you're the man now dog. I have to make this a favorite. Brilliant flash, my friend, and I'll be looking forward to part 2.

Graphics-- 10/10 Excellent artwork. Your drawings looked very similar those whom they represented.

Style-- 10/10 There aren't many Jeopardy parodies on this website. It's good to see a turn for the better here. A perfect 10 for you.

Sound-- 8/10 Well, It would have been more hilarious with the sound if you had Sean Connery saying more smart-mouthed comments, like the one on SNL where the category was "S" Words and he mistook it for "Swords" after which he gave the brilliant answer of "Saber." Al Gore sounded too lively still. He needed to be more dull sounding and with more of a stuffed nose feeling.

Violence-- 0/10 No violence.

Interactivity-- 0/10 It's not a game, you know.

Humor-- 10/10 I think I covered this already.

Overall-- 10/10 With the only flaw being lack of Conneryisms, job well done. Looking forward to more from you in the future.

[OMG! SMB Mishaps!]

I'm not going to bitch like some people

Now I know some people on here bitch when they don't like something on the portal because it is better than something they can do. I've attempted Flash before and IMO it is a pain in the ass. Still, though. I must commend you for making a quality entry onto the portal. Congratulations.

Graphics -- You had excellent rips for your Flash. Your backgrounds and characters were of high quality and you can't ask for more than that. They moved fluidly across the screen and that's what sprites should do.

Style-- I give you a 7 for style mainly because there are already several Mario Mishaps on the portal so it is not very original but yours was better than the garbage ones that somehow made it onto the portal, probably because people thought that they were high quality or whatever. Regardless, not much originality but better than some I have seen.

Sound -- Good music and good sound timing. There wasn't a large gap in between movements and sounds so, good job to you there.

Violence -- I didn't give a high score for violence because some elements were exhausted in other Mishaps such as the flag pole and Pirhana Plants. But I did find myself chuckling at times thanks to that.

Interactivity -- Your GoldenFOX logo did get on my nerves but it was better than what I could do. In any case, you included a scene select and a remote. That's what some flash these days need especially how some are so long. An 8 for you.

Humor -- Not much humor was to be found in this. The hidden block skit, I could relate to because the same thing happened to me just the other day when I went back to my glory days. There were a few chuckle-worthy moments but that was it.

Overall, enjoyable but not among one of the greats, like the original Super Mario Mishaps. Thank you for reading all of this, if you really did.

[Retarded Animal Babies 15]

Finally!!!

Your shit is THE shit!!!! Apparantly the cake was too! lol

Flashbacks are so much fun!

[Somali TV 1]

I give this a good score because...

You had a lot of things I liked in there. I liked the music that you used, like SOAD and Simple Plan are good bands. I also like the ytmnd reference in there with the n*gga stole my bike and yep, I want chicken. lol Nice.

Somali responds:

Thanks. And YTMND sure is great, for making that fad.

[-JESFITBLAR-]

Nice work!

I must say, I appreciate this kind of work. I loved the music you guys used. Two songs by SOAD, Slipknot, and Bob Sagat's rage from Dumb and Dumberer, combined with fluid animation and frame by frame work, keep making quality work like this and the portal will be clean in no time!

Jestar responds:

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<3 :)
~Jestar

[Yet Another Day]

Yay!! You submitted something new!

It's about time too. I thought you might have forgotten about all of us here at Newgrounds! You are one of the most talented artists here, so if I may request.
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Make more goodies for us please!

[Code Veronica: Flash Edn]

Great work, Joey.

Hey Joey, nice work with this one. I liked how you made these extremely serious events in the game somewhat serious as scenes in your movie, then added a foil element into it for the transition to the next scene. Keep it up with the good animations, and if you can (somewhat) get tired of WoW then make part to if you feel like it has to be done. Great Job, again.